(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time.
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, it's so beautiful out today.
- Right. / - So I'm craving beer.
Want to get some beer?
What bar snack should we get?
I don't want poll-nuts.
What?
I mixed pollack and peanuts!
- You startled me. / - Let's get fried chicken instead.
Alright.
Teacher, my little sister's birthday is coming up
and I'm not sure what to get her yet.
I want to get her a gift certificate,
a bicycle...
- Or a shirt. / - Alright.
So I mixed those three tings!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Gift certificate, bicycle, shirt...
Gift certificate, shirt, bicycle!
Gift-shirt-cle!
I'll show her!
Gift-shirt-cle!
Everyone!
Gift-shirt-cle!
Gift-shirt-cle.
And another thing...
I want to show my nephew a cartoon.
I'm trying to decide between "Heungbu and Nolbu,"
"Chicken Run" or "Bboongbboong-E."
So I mixed those three cartoons!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
"Heungbu and Nolbu," "Chicken Run,"
"Bboongbboong-E..."
"Heungbu and Nolbu," "Chicken Run,"
"Bboongbboong-E..."
Heung-chi-bboong.
Heung-chi-bboong!
My nephew...
Heung-chi-bboong!
Everyone! Heung-chi-bboong!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
Good job.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who made the shopping channels?
What's wrong with the shopping channels?
I spent my entire monthly salary.
I started watching the shopping channels
because I couldn't sleep.
A vacuum cleaner?
No, I have one at home. I don't need that.
It has wireless charging function?
No, no. I'm not buying that.
Buy, buy... I bought it!
I ended up buying it!
I'll change the channel since I bought a vacuum.
It's another shopping channel!
It's on the next channel too!
Shirts for men?
I thought $40 was too expensive to buy.
But it's only $39.80!
I got a good deal!
What is it?
I bought the same shirt I'm wearing!
Who made this?
Go sit down.
I'll be back next time.
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Guys.
- Studying is tough, right? / - Yes!
- How about a break? / - Yes!
- Teacher! / - Yeah?
We have writing homework due today.
- Why'd you tell him that? / - Right, I almost forgot.
Everyone, take out your homework.
- Who didn't do it? / - Me!
What?
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng and I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
I can't believe this.
You didn't do your homework! Would you be quiet?
Zip.
Why didn't you do your homework?
I was helping my mom out at her job.
What does she do?
My mom...
Oh, she works at a diner?
No, she's a DJ.
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng and I didn't do my homework ♪
What are you doing?
- Go sit down! / - I was just mixing!
Are you playing games with me?
Teacher, I still have much to learn.
Please teach me.
- Alright, Yamsaeng. Listen carefully. / - Yes.
Yeah, take notes.
Back in my day...
You bowed to your elders.
But kids these days are so disrespectful.
Don't ever be like that.
You're like a son...
- Bingo! / - What?
I got 2 bingos.
You're in big trouble, you brat!
Hold on.
"You're in big trouble" and "You brat."
That's 3 bingos, teacher!
You're just asking for a whooping.
I should ask when you're giving it out.
- Would you be quiet? / - Zip!
Man, my blood pressure...
What's your problem these days?
Are things alright at home?
Teacher...
My parents are so busy at work
that I'm always home alone.
That must be lonely for you, Yamsaeng.
I'll be your friend.
Should we go to a movie tomorrow?
I have plans tomorrow.
How about the day after?
I have plans.
- How about... / - I have plans.
See me in the teachers' office later.
I have plans.
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Alright, good job, Yamsaeng.
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going work at a sporting goods store.
I'll totally have swag at the sporting goods store.
What will you do at a sporting goods store?
First, I'll introduce the sporting goods.
This stuff is for tennis-swag.
This is for fitness-swag.
And this is what you do for fitness-swag.
Inhale, swag.
Hey, did you just injure yourself?
Let me spray this on.
Pain-relief swag.
Don't laugh. Don't laugh...
What's wrong?
I need some sprayed here.
Seeing you laugh hurts my heart.
What was that?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
These shuttlecocks...
Will become my antennae.
And these badminton racquets...
Will become my wings.
And lastly, these table tennis balls...
Will become my eyes.
Don't I look like a butterfly?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
Let's start the performance.
♪ Swallowtail, fly ♪
I'm totally going to flirt.
Go sit down.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
So, what are you going to talk about?
Today...
- I'll talk about the various types of singers. / - Okay.
There are singers that sing alone.
And there are singers that sing in a group.
And when two people look at each other and sing...
They're called double singers.
What is this?
Double singers.
Why is this called double singers?
Two people are looking at each other and singing.
Double singers.
There's a different term for this.
Double singers.
Everyone else calls it something else.
- No. / - Just say it.
You know this too.
Don't act like you don't.
- Don't! / - Say it.
It's double singers...
- Don't! / - Don't say it!
- No English! / - Keep it in!
- Don't! / - Don't!
Duet!
D-U-E-T! Duet!
Piano duet.
The 1981 "Perhaps Love" with John Denver
and Placido Domingo duet.
Jeju-do Black duet pig.
Pile-duet-ving game.
A middle-aged man after a minor car accident.
What's that?
Ow, my duet!
Wheesung the singer.
♪ Duet can't I? ♪
♪ If I speak English ♪
Ow, my duet!
That's enough! Class is over!
Until everyone in the world
loves Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Come On!)
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Punch. 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7...
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
6, 7, 8. Fly!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Smile and with confidence!
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2, 3...
- Michael! / - Yes?
Does this move even work?
Of course it does!
All these people are doing it too.
None of my friends know this move.
What are you talking about?
Even famous people do this move!
Like who?
- Geez... / - Who does he mean?
Iron Man.
Huh?
And DiCaprio.
He was in the class for beginners.
Beginners' class?
This person is doing it too.
What? That's forcing it.
Come on.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2...
- Michael! / - Yes?
We really should listen to older people carefully.
Of course, it all comes from experience.
I should've listened to you, Michael.
Oh, when I told you not to buy that car?
- No. / - Then what?
When you told me not to get married.
Come on. 1, 2, 3, 4...
Because it's from your experience...
Come on! Come on. Come on.
- You regret every day... / - Come on! Come on.
- You're miserable... / - Come on! Come on!
Don't have kids too soon.
I already have one!
Come on. 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1...
Do you all want to take the intermediate class?
Yes!
If you want to take that class... Come on.
- 1, 2, 3... Exercise harder. / - What?
7, 8.
Basic. 1... Want to take the intermediate class?
No!
Then we'll do the basics slowly. Come on.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1...
We have a new person in our class, everyone.
Welcome.
Hello.
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm a Grim Reaper.
A Grim Reaper...
Do you have a concern?
I have nobody to take with me these days.
There's nobody here! Come on!
Come on, come on!
We're all healthy!
We're healthy! Come on!
Come on, come on.
This is so tiring...
Found someone.
Come on!
- Come on! / - Come on, come on.
- Come on, come on! / - Come on, come on!
- Come on, come on! / - Come on!
- Come on! / - Come on, come on.
Come on!
Let's just go.
No! No!
Basic. 1, 2, 3, 4...
I'll tell you the results of the talent show
from last week's retreat!
1st place...
Gets a $1,000 gift certificate!
1st place is...
Michael!
I won! I won!
You can't give yourself the prize.
You weren't in the talent show.
Look at these gift certificates!
Exercise harder if you want one.
Come on. 1, 2...
Found someone.
Let's go.
(Two Job Republic)
They even shoot movies in Two Job Republic.
I bet you're angry.
Let's all pray.
Wow, he must be a movie star.
Excuse me. Can I get a photo please?
Yes, go ahead.
1, 2, 3.
- No photos! Please leave. / - What? Why?
Out of the way please.
What are you doing?
I'm a movie star and a security guard.
Please leave.
Stand aside.
I'm really a fan.
Can I just get a photo?
- A fan? / - Yes.
Just one then.
1, 2...
I said no photos!
You said it was okay!
I have to stand behind you so my face looks smaller.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
- Thank you. / - Hello?
We can't shoot the movie without the extra!
Fine then!
Where am I supposed to get an extra...
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
You have a fresh face.
Want to be in a movie?
I've never done anything like this.
You've acted before, right?
I took theater in high school.
I knew it.
Look. This is the line.
Try it out.
You could make your movie debut.
Alright.
Try practicing.
Where are you now?
Come to the hotel now!
Your pronunciation was incorrect!
It's "hotel!"
What are you doing?
I'm a movie director
and an English instructor.
It's not hotel!
It's hotel-tel-tel.
What's a word with similar pronunciation?
It's not television.
It's television!
It's not nose hair.
- It's nose hair! / - What?
You have a nose hair sticking out.
Why did you twist my nose?
Don't cause trouble on set!
Why are you doing this to me?
I was autographing your shirt.
Oh, an autograph? Thank you.
We have to shoot soon. Let's do an audio test.
- An audio test. / - Let me check the audio.
- Please say something. / - Ah, ah, ah.
Hello, hello.
I can't really hear you. Let me get closer.
Hello.
What? What is this?
What are you doing?
I'm an audio director and a painter.
What?
Let me cover up this spot.
What are you doing?
You got paint all over my clothes!
Your voice sounds great. We're good now.
We are not good! Forget this!
Forget this! That's incorrect!
The correct pronunciation is "forget this."
Oh, stop it!
What was that?
The food is ready. You're not going to eat?
Oh, we should eat.
- Go ahead and eat. / - Okay.
Oh, it's a new face.
- Eat up. / - Okay.
What's this?
These are beans. They're delicious.
- Give me a lot of that. / - Sure.
- Get out! / - What?
Get out of that body!
What are you doing?
I run this food truck...
- And I'm an exorcist. / - What?
Ghost summoning, ghost summoning...
She's been possessed by a ghost!
The soup is ready.
- Oh, "Soup, soup, soup?" / - Yes.
- Soup, soup, soup? / - The soup is ready.
- Yes. / - We're starting the shoot.
I haven't eaten yet.
- You haven't eaten? / - Not yet.
- We'll start the shoot. / - What?
Come this way.
- This is our stuntman. / - Why did he ask? Okay.
- Learn the action scenes from him. / - Okay.
- Hello. / - Hi.
- Throw a 1-2 combo and I'll dodge it. / - Okay.
- Let's try practicing. / - Okay.
- 1. / - 1.
- 2. / - 2.
Ouch! Ow, my tooth!
You just hit me!
Call the police!
What are you doing?
I'm a stuntman and
I'm into accident scams.
- I'm fine. / - What?
I'm fine.
Stand up.
Ow, my shoulder!
He's trying to kill me!
What? I didn't do anything!
- I'm not settling! / - What?
Fine then! I'm in pain too!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Hey, what's going on here?
I don't know. He's in pain for no reason.
In pain for no reason?
He's possessed by an evil spirit!
- What? / - Be gone!
- Be gone from that body! / - What the...
Forget this movie! I quit!
- You quit? / - Yes.
♪ Trouble with English? Go to Gag School ♪
What is this?
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show
will show you feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
High-speed chargers for sale.
It'll charge up your phone in just an hour.
Someone buy one please.
Hey! What are you doing?
It's not like that...
You fool!
The cord extends.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We will pull a person using the ears.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
I can do this!
Alright then...
How about these people?
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
The two of them combined are over 300kg.
So what?
I can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this,
I won't wake you up with my lips.
So it wasn't a nightmare!
Then I'll do it.
Great!
So heavy...
One more time.
Gupal did it!
Are you okay, Gupal?
We sell rolling seats too!
Nice!
Hold on!
Why was it so hard for you to move these guys?
Get out!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Introducing the next show.
Their traditional music conquered the world!
The genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today...
- Is "The Ant and the Grasshopper." / - Great!
As the ant worked, the grasshopper just sang songs.
This is what the ant said after hearing
the grasshopper sing!
Grasshopper, you won't be joining us.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of "Show Me the Money" ♪
♪ Manliness and an ant ♪
♪ The best is Sunmi ♪
♪ I'm so pretty, why would you leave me? ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The ant collected all the food,
but the grasshopper had nothing to eat.
This is what he said to the ant!
Did you have to take everything
to make you feel better?
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of sunflowers, meat and spirit ♪
♪ The best is puberty ♪
I don't want dinner!
I'm running away if you don't buy me a jacket!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Hold on.
You keep shouting "Nonsense!"
Why do you keep doing that?
Oh, that's our catchphrase.
Come on. Now this is a catchphrase.
♪ Did water parsley make you crazy? ♪
♪ Did bellflower make you nutty? ♪
♪ Eat some ginger and use your head! ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
That was weird.
Introducing the next show.
- The next... / - ♪ Hongdo, don't cry ♪
Who are you?
Let me put on a show.
You can't put on a show! You're drunk! Get out!
I can do this. Give me a shot.
Security! Security!
Geez...
What's your deal?
Come with me.
I said to come with me...
Palm blast!
(B-boy Choi Minseok and Kim Ilyeong)
Wait, wait. Hold on!
These guys are doing all the cool moves!
All you're doing is this!
They're doing all the hard stuff.
Fine. This could be dangerous, so stand back.
I'll show you some acrobatics.
Acrobatics?
Really?
Just leave!
Geez...
Introducing the next group!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Pork spine stew with cabbage ♪
♪ We just had some ♪
♪ You are ♪
♪ My very own octopus soup ♪
Wow, octopus soup?
Boiling hot.
That's delicious with rice.
- You always want rice! / - Rice?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ A young calf sat on a stove ♪
♪ And started cooking ♪
Let me get some, let me get some.
♪ Nope ♪
♪ It's all for me ♪
- Just eat it all. / - With rice again?
Of course.
That really... ♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ The cigarette shop nearby doesn't sell food ♪
♪ That's why I never saw the girl working there ♪
I haven't seen her either.
- Not even once. / - I was too busy eating.
- Yeah, just go eat. / - I didn't see her.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
- Magic! / - Clap!
Let's go!
(Refreshing Statements)
My stock is going up, it's going up!
Taxi! Taxi, taxi!
My luxury brand bag!
My cell phone!
What are you going to do about this! It's brand new!
My phone's destroyed.
My screen is cracked! It's not working!
Are you kidding me?
Do you know where this bag is from?
This is the first gift my husband got me
since we got married.
I kept it in my closet and
this is my first time bringing it out,
since I'm meeting my friends!
Now it's going to smell like coffee
instead of smelling like new leather.
Hold on...
This isn't coffee? What have you been drinking?
This is herbal tonic!
Who drinks herbal tonic in a take-out cup?
What are you going to do about my bag?
Lady, did you take out your brain?
Whose fault do you think this is?
How about apologizing?
Where are your manners?
Don't you know how to say sorry?
Look at my phone.
The screen is cracked. I can't press anything.
I'm supposed to sell my stock when it's up.
But I can't sell it now!
Pay me for my phone.
Pay you?
You want to pay a visit to the hospital?
Your phone isn't the issue now!
Do you know how much this luxury brand bag is?
This is $5,000!
I should slap you 5,000 times.
If I got to sell my stock,
I could afford 10 of those bags.
I was going to sell that stock and
use that money to take my wife abroad!
We were going to get some wine in San Francisco,
take some nice photos
and post them on social media!
Want to post your funeral photo on social media?
You should've watched where you're going
instead of looking at your phone.
Are those eyes just for decoration?
Why weren't you watching where you were going?
When you marched down the aisle for your wedding,
did you go like this?
Or do you take photos like this?
Or do you keep your head down
because you always feel guilty?
Let's actually do something to make me feel guilty.
Why were you running in such a hurry
on this narrow street?
If you like running so much, go run on a field.
Or run with the cars on the highway.
Go to Manchuria and run with the horses.
I was walking slowly on one side of the street.
You're the one that ran in like
a wild herd of Texas cows!
I was so shocked.
It felt like the car accident that I was in last year.
Do I need to have airbags installed on my body?
What am I supposed to do?
Even if you had airbags on you,
I'd still beat you to death today.
Do you know how dangerous it is
to use your smart phone while walking?
Using your smart phone impairs all your other senses.
There's a greater chance for an accident.
One study on traffic safety
observed 10,000 pedestrians.
Over half of them were on their smart phones
as they crossed the street.
And 80% of them didn't even look both ways
before crossing.
And according to one insurance company,
there were 1,723 cases of pedestrians
getting into an accident for being
unaware of their surroundings for the last 3 years.
And 61.7% of them were on their cell phones!
Forget this.
I'm not moving an inch until you reimburse me
for my luxury brand bag.
I want reimbursement!
If your bag is so precious, don't go home.
Just live in your bag.
If your phone is so precious,
keep your phone on your chest like Iron Man.
Geez, you're so rude.
That bag zipper belongs on your mouth.
Do you want to die while being on your smart phone
so you can take a selfie with the Grim Reaper!
I should just slap you.
Want me to slap you silly?
Hit me! Hit me!
- You think I can't? / - You destroyed my phone!
- Give me a break. / - You're being ridiculous.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
What's the meaning of this?
Mr. Policeman, it's good that you're here.
Just hear me out.
I was walking slowly and minding my business.
Then that lady bumped into me
and my phone was destroyed.
I think she did it on purpose because
she wanted to steal my phone.
Oh, give me a break, mister!
He's the one that tried to steal my luxury brand bag,
but I was able to stop him.
I dislocated my shoulder trying to stop him.
That lady is such a liar.
Officer, listen.
Can you hook a lie detector to her mouth?
Officer, can you shoot him in the mouth with a taser?
Forget this. Let's talk it over at the station.
- Alright. / - Let's go then.
Can they fix my screen at the station?
I need to sell this stock soon.
Is there a department store at the police station?
I need to get my bag fixed.
- Forget her bag. / - Is there a department store?
(How Awkward 1)
Fresh fruit for sale!
This isn't available every day!
How awkward.
He comes here every day.
- Excuse me. I'd like an apple. / - Sure.
I'll give you 2 apples on the house...
- Since you come here so often. / - Thank you.
How awkward.
She's a customer too.
What are you doing?
- Give those back. / - I'm sorry.
Can you pick a watermelon for me?
You have to listen to the sound first.
How awkward.
They all sounded the same.
- This is a good one! / - This one.
I'll take this one then.
Sure.
Mister.
Not you again.
- Oh, no. It's the police! / - Mister!
How awkward.
I came to buy a watermelon.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(Love Ladder)
We're here for people that don't know women.
I'm a pro dater, Seo Taehun...
And I'm Lee Sejin.
I know women well, but I just act like I don't.
I'm Yoo Minsang.
You know nothing about women.
- No, no. / - You don't know squat.
I don't know about women.
All I know is my wife. I'm Park Yeongjin.
How sweet.
Why are all you so happy for him?
Everyone that's married tells me that they regret it!
What are you so happy about?
- Geez... / - Minsang, Minsang.
What is it?
I bet you want to date someone.
Yeah-nope.
Geez, just sit down.
We've prepared the signals that tell you
that you should start dating.
This should be fun.
- Men and women are very different. / - True.
"Huh? Is this person into me?"
Even the signals are read differently.
That's why we prepared this.
The signs that make women think a guy is into them.
Let's start with 3rd.
3rd.
Texting.
What's that?
When you don't text a guy back,
yet he texts you again.
- Even though she didn't text back? / - Right.
That's a sign that the guy is into you.
Let's see 2nd.
2nd.
Medicine.
Medicine?
When you tell him you're sick,
and he shows up with medicine.
It happens, right? Did that happen to anyone here?
A see a few hands.
- What's that like? / - It's like this.
Why'd you get sick?
Here, take this medicine. I'm out.
What was that?
That's definitely a sign.
Yes, this means the guy is into you.
Let's see 1st place.
1st.
Memory.
Memory?
When he remembers every little thing you tell him.
Your favorite color,
your likes,
your relationship with your family...
- He remembers all of that. / - All that?
If he remembers all the details,
that's a sign that he's into you.
I see.
But men read into different signs
that make them think a girl is into them.
This is 3rd.
3rd.
(Smile)
When the convenience store part-timer smiles at me.
What could this be?
Is this a sign?
Raise your hand if you ever felt this way.
Anyone?
- I see a lot of hands. / - That's a lot of people.
Of course a lot of guys have felt this.
- Let's look at 2nd. / - 2nd.
This is 2nd.
- Kindness. / - Kindness?
You ordered from a cafe
and the part-timer asks you kindly,
"Is there anything else you would like?"
I see a hand.
- Already? / - Yes.
That's how those part-timers
are trained by their managers.
It could be a sign too.
Let's see 1st.
What's 1st?
- Choice. / - Choice?
You're on the bus
and a girl you don't know sits next to you!
Choice?
- But this is more important. / - Yes.
While riding together for two stops,
he's already thinking of dating and marrying this girl.
He's even thinking of having kids with her!
- This is what we think of. / - That's true.
No, hold on. This is totally true.
I've experienced all of these.
Those are all signs that she's into you!
Get it now?
They act this way with everyone.
What?
Please don't misunderstand their intentions.
This goes to all men and you, Minsang.
If you misinterpret these as signs...
You might end up forever alone like this guy.
- Forever alone? / - Forever alone.
- You'll be forever alone. / - Such a shame.
- Don't be delusional. / - Poor guy.
- I feel bad for your belt too. / - Stop it! Give me that!
Don't feel bad.
Look, people.
Why do you need signs and signals
when you're trying to date someone?
Forget all that. You can be happy all by yourself.
And that's not important.
Do you know our fellow comedian?
- Kim Jiho "the savage?" / - Yes.
He gave out wedding invitation recently.
Oh, right, right.
Yes, he gave them out to everyone.
And this is what he said to me.
"Minsang, I'm getting married... Before you."
I'm not getting married.
You didn't beat me to it!
People, I can be happy on my own!
But! There's one thing I'm worried about.
Will I ever get back all that gift money I paid
at other people's weddings?
That's why there needs to be a law
so that singles can get back
the gift money they pay at weddings.
See that? They're all on my side!
- They're all on my side! / - A lot of singles here.
Yes! I call it a non-wedding.
A non-wedding?
Once you reach 20 and you're single for 20 years,
you can have a non-wedding.
Who'd be the officiant and host at a non-wedding?
I'll do it!
I'll even sing at your non-wedding!
And I'll be singing
Kim Gunmo's "Love Without You!"
♪ Love without you ♪ I'll do this for you.
But... For the guests...
We'll take men at 2 and women at 3.
Why?
We don't want anyone meeting someone
at our sacred non-weddings!
- Keep the guests separate! / - So sly.
We'll keep them separate.
And that's not all.
If you have a non-wedding
and stay single for 1 year,
you get a party.
Your 1-year non-wedding anniversary.
It's a party to collect money!
Pay me! Give me my dues!
I paid so much at weddings.
And that's not all. We need to collect more.
Once you stay unmarried for 25 years,
you'll have a silver non-wedding.
- A silver non-wedding? / - And after 50 years...
You'll have a golden non-wedding.
And that's not all!
Later on,
you'll have a reminder non-wedding!
I want all my money back!
And... While we're on the subject...
I will make sure to ruin Christmas eve
for couples and have my non-wedding first.
Really?
- You're all invited! / - Really?
- Everyone here! / - Really?
But bring money!
$30 per person!
- Geez... / - And! Especially you, Yeongjin!
What? Why?
I remember how much I gave you at your wedding.
- Geez... / - Pay me back!
- Geez! Give me this mic. / - My money!
You're always saying ridiculous things.
That's why you're not married.
- Pay me! / - Geez! You're so pathetic.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
Even now, I miss my wife at home to death!
Geez...
This is killing me.
- Hold on. / - What was that?
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
my life was so repetitive and boring.
But now, my pretty wife
throws me events every day.
I never get a chance to be bored!
After my pretty wife does the laundry...
What are you doing?
My white shirt becomes a colored shirt.
She puts on magic shows.
The color bled.
I've never bought a colored shirt.
It's magic.
And she throws me surprises every night.
This is true. Look at this.
Oh, what a surprise!
What a surprise!
Goodness!
She surprises me every night.
They say sheet masks make you prettier.
It's true!
With a sheet mask on...
She seems so pretty.
And...
She does something touching for me every month.
"Dear, this is from me."
"Oh, you didn't have to!"
It's her credit card bill.
She really spent all that money herself.
Every time I look at one of these,
it brings me to tears.
Tears of blood.
My wife loves throwing me events
and I wear my belt tight.
- I'm so happy! / - You don't seem happy.
You don't seem happy.
- I have to get home now! / - Why?
Today is September 30th.
Today's the day I see my wife's credit card bill.
You'd better hurry.
Did you all see that?
We're all actually very happy!
(How Awkward 2)
(Star Bang Juho's press conference)
There he is! There he is!
Juho!
How awkward.
I'm the celebrity.
Manager, what are you doing?
- I'm sorry. / - What?
What was that?
I, Bang Juho, announce my retirement
from show business as of today.
How awkward. He debuted yesterday.
I'm sorry to all my fans.
Don't cry! Don't cry!
How awkward.
He was playing a game on his phone.
Juho, how about some last words to your fans?
First of all, to all my loving fans...
BTS is back in Korea!
- BTS! BTS! / - BTS! BTS!
BTS!
How awkward.
(So Touching)
- Chief... / - What?
What should we get for lunch?
How about braised short ribs?
No, how about grilled fish?
- What? Grilled fish? / - Yes.
- Let's just go to a diner. / - What?
Why would we go to a diner for lunch?
I know a great place that's a 15-minute drive away.
Why would we drive for 15 minutes to go to a diner?
- Don't you agree, Manager Jeong? / - Yeah, well...
I'm your chief! What's with all the complaining?
You're all coming!
So where is that place?
Manager Jeong's mother opened up a diner.
Chief!
I'll be in charge of promoting your mom's diner!
Huh?
Don't just walk by, people.
Try some instant noodles and spicy rice cakes.
He helps independent business owners!
Chief!
- Oh, right. Deputy Yang. / - Yes?
Did you finish the report for the first half of the year?
- Yes, here you go. / - Good.
- Oh, the CEO. / - Hello, Mr. CEO.
- Hello, sir. / - Hey.
This is the report for the first half of the year.
Oh, that's pretty fast.
What's going on?
These numbers are all wrong!
Who made this? Huh?
I'm sor...
It was me.
What?
You call yourself a chief?
Chief...
Chief!
You're getting chewed out because of me!
Hey, that's what I'm here for!
He's like a bulletproof vest!
Chief!
And another thing.
Who wrote this on the company message board?
What are you talking about?
I can't believe this...
"You pay us so little, yet we always work overtime."
Who was this? Was it you, Chief Song?
It wasn't me, sir.
Who was it then?
I wrote that.
What? It was you?
- I was just angry... / - Thank you.
I appreciate your honesty.
Mr. CEO!
Starting tomorrow, no more overtime!
Mr. CEO.
What will you do about our low pay?
You're so tactless!
Why would you say that?
He already gave us raises.
Chief Song, I told you not to tell them yet.
Oops!
They're like mother birds!
Mr. CEO! Chief!
We love you!
(Ms. Shin)
Director Jang! Director Jang!
Ms. Shin.
Director Jang!
That stylist for our drama!
What is her deal? She's so thoughtless!
Why?
Chuseok is over now,
but she brought me the same hanbok!
Ms. Shin, you play a shaman.
- Oh, right! I'm a shaman. / - Yes.
I should study my lines then.
I was a straight-A student.
Wow, a shaman that got straight As.
You're a grade-A shaman!
Anyway, get me through my scenes fast.
- Yes, of course. / - Good.
- Hello. / - Taehun!
Yes?
Did you prepare for your action scene today?
- I've been practicing for 3 months. / - 3 months!
Let me show you.
I avoid the punch...
- I'll just use a double. / - Alright.
- You're the best at lying. / - I used to be good.
- You two should rehearse. / - Okay.
Taehun, come here.
Taehun, did you take martial arts?
Your form looks great.
I've been learning since I was a kid for self-defense.
- Oh, really? / - Yes.
I exercise regularly too.
What do you do?
Kegel exercises.
I'm always...
I'm always doing them.
You should keep...
- Doing it for your health. / - Oh, I see.
Ms. Shin, can you coach me on my acting?
Sure, sure. What's the scene for today?
It's a policeman's noble and pure love story.
- A policeman? / - Yes.
1006, 1006...
Please move your car.
I'm in character now.
- Alright, let's get started then. / - Okay.
Detective Seo, what brings you here?
I'm here to catch the culprit.
The culprit is here?
You are under arrest for being the culprit.
How am I a culprit?
You stole my heart. That's theft.
You set my heart on fire. That's arson.
- I'm sorry. / - Oh, what is it?
What is it? What? What?
It's my first scene arresting someone.
I'm not sure how I should carry it out.
Taehun, an actor should be able
to carry out any role.
Maybe this will help your acting.
I'll be your prisoner of love!
- I figured it out now. / - My goodness!
I'll just do that.
I spun more times than
the toilet paper roll at home.
- Let's try one last time. / - Alright.
You set my heart on fire. That's arson.
Hold on.
Actually...
I've committed more crimes.
Like what?
Violating the speed limit.
Ms. Shin.
In the script it says, "She doesn't hate it."
That wasn't in the script.
Goodness! I got too into the role!
- I don't hate it? / - Yes.
"She fusses but she doesn't hate it."
My goodness.
How do I make a fuss while not hating it?
Like this?
Oh, come on.
Yes, like that.
How embarrassing!
Ms. Shin!
- Hey, Nami. / - Hey, Taehun.
The director wants you.
- The director? / - Yeah.
I'll be back. Thank you, Ms. Shin!
Taehun... Don't go, Taehun!
Ms. Shin, I sent Taehun away because
I brought some maple water.
This is just for you.
Oh, great. Just for me, huh?
Ms. Shin.
I made sure to freeze it so you can enjoy it cold.
It's completely frozen.
I'd better hold onto this a long time
like when Edison tried to hatch an egg.
My goodness, you're the worst.
Ms. Shin.
Can we rehearse our scene once?
- Geez... Go ahead and run your mouth. / - Okay.
What are you doing?
Well... This thing is frozen.
- I'm trying to thaw it... / - Ms. Shin, that's a line.
Goodness, hey!
Goodness gracious...
You were so rude that
I thought you were being serious!
Goodness...
My goodness...
That really hurts my pride.
- Keep running your mouth. / - Okay.
What are you doing?
Hey, didn't I tell you to get this done by today?
Oh, miss...
This is an endless amount of work.
You're so lazy.
If you're not good at what you do, at least work hard!
Miss...
That... Is from...
Pulling an all-nighter...
- And that's all I got done. / - Don't talk back to me!
Hey, get lost.
Get lost!
Miss.
I feel so wronged.
So wronged.
I can't... Take this anymore.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me hit you in the waist?
Ow!
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I hit you that hard?
It's not like I hit you with a telephone pole.
You're trying to make everyone think
I'm some tough woman!
Young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me swing this several times?
Ms. Shin...
Lady, don't dance here.
- Oh, Nami? / - It's me.
- Ms. Shin, the script was revised. / - Really?
We added a scene of you stand on straw cutters.
It's dangerous, so we're thinking of using a double.
Yeah, straw cutters would be dangerous.
- At my age... / - Director.
How could you do that to Ms. Shin?
What?
Ms. Shin has never ever used a double
in her 40 years of career.
Oh, really?
Then you'll do the scene. No double.
This is great.
Goodness...
I have to stand on straw cutters with my bare feet.
Gosh, I hate you so much.
Before I stand on those straw cutters,
I'm going to stomp on you!
You're the worst! You're the worst!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is an electronic closet.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello!
Look sharp!
That's right, everyone.
Your average electronic closet
reduced your trips to the dry cleaners.
But they only hold 5 or 6 outfits.
But Yoo Minsang's electronic closet fits 10 outfits.
That's right, everyone.
Let me put my jacket in first.
- Shall we? / - It fits a lot of clothes.
Try putting this in.
This is the CEO's jacket. I'll put it in here.
It's so spacious.
- It can hold several outfits. / - Take a look.
- Hang it up in here. / - Is there another one?
Take a look, everyone.
You've exceeded your limit.
What? Why?
Even your clothes are fat.
Hey! Clothes can't be fat.
And Yoo Minsang's electronic closet
can connect with your smart phone too.
You can operate it with a smart phone.
Allow me to demonstrate.
I'll turn it on now.
Excuse me.
- Now I'll turn it off. / - Excuse me.
Excuse me.
And if it doesn't work...
Hey! You're going to break it!
- Just use Yoo Minsang's smart phone. / - Hey!
This is my phone!
Don't you all want one, people?
Let's bring in our tester Kim Suyeong
and talk to him.
Come on out.
Hello.
I'm Kim Suyeong the tester.
I'll show you all how great
the deodorizing function is
for Yoo Minsang's electronic closet.
I'll put this shirt in with some pork belly.
Pork belly really smells.
Now I'll press the button.
Wow, it's so powerful.
- Wow. / - It's so strong.
What is he doing?
It got rid of that gamey pork smell.
This is how you make Kim Suyeong's pork belly!
Hold on.
What did you just make?
- It's mine! / - Oh, come on!
You left the shirt in here!
Does he think this is an oven?
Our product also has
a high temperature sterilization mode.
It'll get rid of all the germs on your clothes.
Take a look.
This shirt hasn't been washed in a week.
So dirty.
Let's use the high temperature sterilization mode.
You'll all be surprised.
Hang it in there.
And press the button.
It's all done.
- Already? / - All done.
- How is it so fast? / - Now...
All the germs in the clothes have disappeared.
You'll be surprised.
Take a look.
As you can see...
Hold on.
- All the germs are burnt. / - Hold on.
You burnt the shirt too.
Is that more important than your health?
Of course, health is more important...
Yet you look so unhealthy.
Why are you criticizing me?
Let's bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello.
I'm Jeong Haecheol. I'm 33 and I live in Dangsan.
Yoo Minsang's electronic closet
will make your clothes like new.
I put some ripped jeans in
and they came out sewed up.
Are you a beggar?
And the sterilization function is remarkable.
I put my laptop in and it got rid of all the viruses.
That's not the same thing.
Yoo Minsang's electronic closet can even
breathe life into an old fur coat.
I put a duck down jacket inside
and a live duck flew out.
Don't be ridiculous!
Happy now?
Happy about what?
That guy must be out of his mind.
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
I'll give you a hug!
♪ A hug for you ♪
♪ A hug for everyone ♪
♪ I'll hold you tight ♪
The best insurance
is Yoo Minsang's electronic closet.
How is that relevant?
Get back here! Let me give you a hug!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's marinated crabs.
It's an electronic closet!
Geez!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Today...
What's this?
(Magicians Jeon Beomseok, Charming Choi)
(Choi Shinhyeok)
Hello!
I'm the magician from Pyeongyang!
I'm Charming Choi!
Good to be here.
Gwon Jaegwan!
I came all the way from Pyeongyang to beat you!
Fine, bring it on.
Hold on, hold on.
With magic. I'll beat you with magic.
Right, right. I'm a magician too.
I'll start off with something simple to intimidate you.
Jaegwan...
Alright.
I have a box.
See it?
Watch. Go!
Wow.
We'll show you all an amazing trick as well.
Magician Yun Seunghyeon.
We don't need to hold up our box.
You, sir. Come up here please.
Come up here.
- Don't be nervous. / - I'm not nervous.
- We're not bad people. / - Okay.
- Okay? / - Yes.
Watch, everyone.
Look at my hand.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
See? Money came out. Applause!
Then, I'll try a trick with you all.
I brought something very special.
It's this Rubik's cube.
This cube has 6 sides.
Now, magic will happen in your hands.
Who wants to try?
Men, put your hands down.
Alright, good.
Miss, could you please stand up and help us?
Please stand up, miss.
Hold onto the cube.
Make sure the camera gets this.
Now mix up the pieces.
Let's get started. Go ahead.
That's not enough.
Mix up the pieces sideways too.
This is crazy.
Yes, mix them all up.
You can stop whenever you want to.
Done? Alright.
Now I'll take back the cube.
Please give her a big hand.
I am holding the cube that the lady mixed up.
I will now memorize the layout of this cube
and solve the puzzle without looking.
Watch carefully.
I will not look and solve the puzzle immediately.
Let me memorize it.
All done. Let me get started.
All done!
Thank you!
Come on! You had that one in there!
Geez...
Oh, I had an extra cube in here to switch with?
Of course!
I'm not like you guys.
Nothing in here!
Amazing!
- Wow! / - You're holding onto it!
Geez...
- I'm holding onto it? / - Yeah.
You have to have an open mind for
the magic trick to come true!
Bring me a cube.
I have a cube here.
Mix the pieces up.
Stand up and mix it up.
Mix it up all you want. There you go.
More. More.
More. That's good enough.
See?
This cube...
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
It turned into one color.
Applause!
Fine, fine.
Fine, this won't do.
Time for the highlight.
I brought a beautiful assistant with me.
Give a big hand to Angelina.
It's Angelina!
(Angelina, model)
Angelina.
Great.
Now we will crush the spirits of
the Pigeon Magic Troupe with Angelina
and some music.
One more time!
Go!
Stand aside.
We'll also show you an amazing trick.
We'll also bring in a beautiful assistant.
Beautiful assistant, come on out.
Hello!
This is our beautiful assistant.
Hold on.
She looks a lot like me.
- She's happy. / - Just get in there.
Go inside and have a seat.
We'll do something amazing...
In one try...
We'll make this beauty disappear.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
She disappeared. Isn't that amazing?
Applause!
Wow.